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July 5th, 2002 - Engaged!
Vote Olson for Mayor
Proud supporter of junk-fiends everywhere.
Dirt Dick Donnie
He's a dirtbag, and a j-pound. But he'll get the job done.
Los Tres Hombres Lara
The Martinis Were Dirty, with Shards
Cabby McRing-Wrong-a-Ding-Dong
He may look like a second rate baller, but he plays a hard game. Seen all over the black-top down by the On the Waterfront Cafe, this player busts the hop-step jams all up and down the strip. But don't trip, he's 6'6" without the janked-out cut.
Robert William Erik Charlson
A novelist, poet, and aspiring doctor, Mr. Charlson was my college roommate for three years. Now residing in Minnesota, he is often found mingling with moderately deranged physics professors at "Lexi's Place", the local yokel watering hole.
Jack Salmon
A recurring character in Charlson short stories, this loathsome freak is the half-brother of Frank Bourbon.
The Peabody Five
From left to right, Dr. David Stuart, myself, Dr. George Stuart, Dr. William Fash, and Sir Ian Graham
Mr. Allan Maca (upper right)
Allan Maca was recently named a Dumbarton Oaks Fellow- he is a man of extraordinary magnatude. You have our gratitude.
Rene Tunkul
Co-owner and proprietor of the Tunkul Bar and Grill - Copan, Honduras S.A. The friend of many and the bane of few, Rene once leased me a 4x4 that nearly killed my family. He's a good man. A hard man.
Santiago Cuevas
Santiago is a San Francisco legend. He's brushed elbows with the stars on the waterfront, and hob-knobbed with heads of state over cocktails at the Fairmont. A genius of guile and savoir-faire, he is now working on the Internet industry as an inside man for Microsoft's ex-employees.
Mr. Deemer and Udo Kir
When Udo Kir visited the GameSpot offices, Andy first bought him lattes and then asked if he might give Udo a kiss.
Mr. Walker and Udo Kir
Unbeknownst to many (and known by very, very few) Mr. Kir is actually a great uncle of Mr. Walker. "You can see it in these eyes," Udo would say, "these eyes are not lying."
Hubert Milar Walker III
Mr. Walker is now the head news editor for GameSpot's PC games channel. Every week you can catch him on GameSpot Live handing out the week's wrap up. He currently resides in the Inner Sunset with his wife, Mrs. Walker.